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heysawbones:

isthistakenalready:

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

fuck I feel you

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

ya-ssui:

F R E N E M I E S

ya-ssui:

F R E N E M I E S

White Collar + text posts: Neal Caffrey Edition

anarchei:

Albert Camus

anarchei:

Albert Camus

Different Assassin reactions

Thief: *Steals and runs away*
Ezio: *tackles* hey, listen buddy, I don't want to have to kill you, so give me it back and we will call it even.
Altair: *Stabs in leg* Give it back so I can kill you, your family, and everyone in the general vicinity

normcore-dad:

Shout out to Al Jazeera straight up showing a video of their reporters getting tear gassed during a live interview of the Ferguson police chief denying that they are tear gassing journalists.

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

alazag:

Desmond Miles:
Fist word in the Assassin’s Creed series

alazag:

Desmond Miles:

Fist word in the Assassin’s Creed series